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innocence has no Indian givers by ~CakeProphet:iconCakeProphet:

Categories Literature > Poetry > Romantic > Other Romance > Open


This is a story of a girl
who was, of course, an English muffin;
who fell in love with a man
who was, of course, French toast

and a mother, who refused
to let her daughter marry outside
of the family
(even though she herself
married a Danish pastry,

and her second husband,
who was Canadian bacon,
but was inevitably tempted
by a slice of American pie)

narrowly avoiding
a game of Russian roulette,
the whole affair concluded  
in one spectacular Arabian night.
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Full title: innocence has no Indian givers (how to play a Jew's harp)

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~pardonM3 May 31, 2008, 12:22:39 PM
That made me smile.

Tasty (for the most part).
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*msklystron May 31, 2008, 1:02:06 PM
Love it!!!

When in "the States" as we call the country to the south, I often ask waiters at restaurants featuring Canadian bacon on the menu what it actually is. You see, we don't have it in Canada.:D

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Stop popping that bubble wrap and check out *ThePurpleNurple
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~CakeProphet May 31, 2008, 1:26:16 PM
rofl. it's ham.

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This is the way the world ends, not with a bang, but a whimper.
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*msklystron May 31, 2008, 1:43:00 PM
The American waiters usually start with, "it's round and it's..."

Then I show them my Canadian money and explain that the portrait in the top right corner is our Prime Minister Jean Poutine...

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Stop popping that bubble wrap and check out *ThePurpleNurple
“Make [your] characters want something right away—even if it’s only a glass of water."-- Kurt Vonnegut Jr.
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~CakeProphet May 31, 2008, 1:50:44 PM
ahaha. yeah, they probably didn't realize it was ham. A lot of people don't.

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This is the way the world ends, not with a bang, but a whimper.
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~CakeProphet May 31, 2008, 1:52:49 PM
how many Siamese twins does it take to replace a Baghdad battery?

(...I don't actually know what the punchline of this joke is supposed to be)

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This is the way the world ends, not with a bang, but a whimper.
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~cries-of-the-past May 31, 2008, 2:14:06 PM
hahaha
this is wonderful

the title is pretty perfect too

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`YouInventedMe May 31, 2008, 2:14:27 PM
and the arab says,
"not in my cab you don't"


...I got nothin

haha

xo!

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one half of *ZombiesAteUs
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